Desperate for re-election, Obama proposes a new carjackers union
Believing everyone is a candidate for a union and that unions all vote for him (why is unknown), Obama is scraping the bottom now. Knowing the Chevy Joke is a failure, he is going to form a carjacker’s union and give them special incentives to steal Jokes. He also will offer the protection of Eric Holder‘s Justice Department.
Rahm Emmanuel will form the first one in Chicago, in time for the elections. Contract negotiations will begin immediately. The Focus will be how to force new carjackers union members to steal Jokes., because noone wants one