It’s Official !!! White House Confirms Hurricane Irene Is George Bush’s Fault
Further, the president has called on Homeland Security Czar Janet Napalitano to send personnel to all locations affected by Huricane Irene and secure control from the red neck, bible-clutching, truck driving white (likely) terrorists out trying to clean up the mess. Funding will come from Warren Buffet, who has a lot more money than the U.S. government.
Investigations as to how George Bush caused the recent earthquake near Washington DC continue. We all lnow he did it, just don’t know how, yet.
Just in time for the 2012 elections the White House plans to release even more detail about how George Bush caused the recession, the $6 TRILLION deficit (that’s by November 2012), the earthquakes, tsunami’s, the collapse of the Euro, the Arab spring (whatever that was), Lybia, cracks in the Washington Monument and many volcanoes erupting, causing the presidential plane to make detours on it’s way to various vacation destinations.
Ahhhhhhhhhhh, all is right with the world – it’s all George Bush’s fault.