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We All Need a Laugh About The Gasoline Disaster

April 16, 2011

SISTER MARY ANN’S GASOLINE
Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home health
agency, was out making her rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out
of gas. As luck would have it, a Texaco Gasoline station was just a block
away.

She
walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas. The attendant told
her that the only gas can he owned had been loaned out, but she could wait until
it was returned. Since Sister Mary Ann was on the way to see a patient, she
decided not to wait and walked back to her car.

She
looked for something in her car that she could fill with gas and spotted the
bedpan she was taking to the patient. Always resourceful, Sister Mary Ann
carried the bedpan to the station,
filled it with gasoline, and carried the
full bedpan back to her car.

As she was pouring the gas into her tank,
two Baptists watched from across the street.. One of them turned to the other
and said,

‘If
it starts, I’m turning Catholic.’!!

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